top of page
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram
80544D9B-A7F6-44AC-8426-C884C02335A2.png

GOOD DOGS
ARE OVERRATED.

For dogs with questionable

behaviour and impeccable taste.

06BFD9F4-9154-4979-A95B-413236892E35.png
About

NO DISCIPLINE. NO REMORSE. LOVELY HARNESS THOUGH.

They've eaten things that required veterinary intervention, embarrassed entire families and received more warnings than a dodgy nightclub.

​

Despite overwhelming evidence, their owners continue to describe them as "little angels".

We're not here to challenge that level of delusion. We're here to make the accused look fantastic.

​

Welcome to Serial Menace. Pet accessories for repeat offenders.

Services

COMING SOON

THE COLLECTIONS

Different looks. Same appalling behaviour.

REPEAT OFFENDERS COLLECTION

Dressed to impress. Still banned from the park.

FERAL AF CLUB

Subtlety was never an option.

Concept imagery shown. Final product designs may vary.

BFE6B11B-1AAB-48C3-9CAA-CCE6AD6237E0.png

WE'VE HEARD YOUR PET IS A MENACE

Multiple complaints. Several eyewitnesses. Absolutely no remorse.

​

Frankly, we're surprised they're still allowed in public.

​

We can't fix their behaviour. We can make them look fantastic at their next disciplinary hearing.

​

Join the Most Wanted List for first access to new collections and exclusive offers.

All species welcome. Good behaviour not required.

© 2026 by Serial Menace. Multiple incidents recorded.

bottom of page